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The Strangest of Dances (NC-17) Print

Written by Eora

17 March 2013 | 19768 words

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Author’s Note: Almost there, just the epilogue after this and we’re done; I hope you’ve enjoyed the journey! I’m moving abroad in just over a week so can make no guarantees as to when the last part will be posted, but it shouldn’t be too long a wait :)

This chapter is decidedly NC-17 ;) Also, I’m not sure ‘epiphanous’ is a real word, but it’s in there, somewhere, thanks to artistic liberty :P

Chapter 7.

Fireworks, feasting, festivities and Faramir. I liked this Midwinter, particularly because everyone was so distracted with all that was going on (or so drunk) that Faramir and I were able to be more tactile with one another than we would normally be in public (though this was the first time we had been in public together since… getting together). There was even a moment upon the great rampart, when everyone’s attention was well and truly diverted skywards by the firework displays, where we felt it safe enough to let our fingers interlock. It was exciting, and I turned my head from the glittering explosions above to say this to Faramir but he was gazing upwards, and I saw the reflections of the colourful paroxysms in his eyes, and I could think only of how he was the most handsome man I had ever known, and so kept my tongue stilled. His fingers tightened around mine, and so I think he knew something of my good cheer.

Later, on pretence of getting more wine (for the king himself must inspect the barrels, and of course he cannot read properly so his steward must accompany for the purposes of deciphering the vintages) I pulled Faramir into a nook on the way to the cellars and kissed him furiously (Nook, corner, awkward space behind a statue where one man might struggle to fit both of his shoulders and two would most definitely discover it impossible to conceal themselves, it‘s all the same). I think we were seen, but I’d had too much wine (and therefore didn‘t care), and it was darker in this hallway (and so as two long-haired and bearded men we might be any men in the whole of Gondor), and the king is allowed one passionate clinch with his rather male companion on a night such as this, isn’t he? (Why not! Scandal seemed low on my list of priorities on that evening.) That was my defence, anyway, should anyone come inquiring. Truth be told, I had missed Faramir just as much as I’d thought I would, and I’d reached the limit of my patience; I had to remind myself of him, here, now, intensely.

He pushed me away a little, mirthful eyes creasing. “You are impossible.”

“I want you,” I was slurring, and annoyingly Faramir kept batting away my attempts to kiss him again. “I want you in my bed, now.”

“One thing at a time, heart of mine,” he said, holding me still by the shoulders (I was swaying a bit, or the world was turning, one of the two). “You’ve still a speech to give.”

“Oh hell,” I fell against him, burying my face in his tunic. He held me and patted my back mock-soothingly. “Maybe the speech will be about how there is no speech because I’m in love with my steward and want to–”

“I think we will get you some water, my love.” And he bodily steered me back in the direction we had come, away, regrettably, from the cellars. I bemoaned this to him in a series of incoherent mumblings until at some point I was made to seat myself on a windowsill (I was probably too heavy to be carried, and also, it was probably, in hindsight, not a good idea for the populace to see their king quite so unsteady) while he went off in search of something sobering. I envied him his clear-headedness; his gait was steady and forthright, but the grin he threw over his shoulder was so full of humour I couldn’t help but smile to myself long after he’d rounded the corner out of sight. The last thing I wanted was to sober up, but some part of my mind, perhaps the only vestige still untouched by the wine, reminded me that our relationship was still so new as to barely earn the title of such, and so maybe, just maybe, it might behoove me to behave; he was my steward, but I’m sure that taking care of a tipsy king did not come under his duties, lover or no.

I rested my head back against the window and tried to focus. King and steward, lovers… I regretted my earlier show of affection; though Faramir hadn’t really objected, it had been foolish. Anyone could have seen us, and now, when I thought about it, I wasn’t really sure I could have convincingly excused my behaviour. When Faramir returned, carafe and goblet in hand, he found me frowning and murmuring under my breath.

“I hope you’ve not gone mad in my absence,” he said warmly, sitting beside me and offering the water.

I shook my head, and thankfully, the room stayed put. “Just trying to remember what I’m supposed to say in front of everyone in five minutes.” I poured myself the goblet, and drank it down, thankful.

“Nothing about me, I pray.” He said it in jest, but I understood.

“I promise I’ll behave myself from this moment onward,” I looked at him; I think he must have been vaguely drunk too for his eyes were a little unfocused. I held out the carafe, raising my eyebrows and he laughed.

“I’m not as far gone as all that, though I will concede to this,” and he leant in, brushing the hair from my cheek, and kissed me, softly, on the corner of my mouth.

“I love you,” I said, looking at him squarely.

“I know.” The grin threatened to encroach again, but he straightened suddenly, shifting away as some merrymakers appeared at one end of the corridor. “Come now,” he said, standing. “Time for that speech.”


“Well, I should say someone’s keen.” Faramir was lying on my bed, mostly dressed (his shirt hung open, his belt flung into some unknown location), smirking at me, or rather, a certain part of me. We hadn’t gone anywhere near one another after my bedchamber door had closed behind us (he, rather cheekily, had claimed the bed, stretching out and losing his belt; I, meanwhile, had gotten busy with my own undressing, and I refused to so much as blush over my body’s reaction to the notion, and reality, of having Faramir in my chambers like this) but nevertheless when I had turned to him, still in my breeches, and without my surcoat for coverage it was more than plain that Faramir could see the shadow of my erection against my leg. Keen indeed.

“I’ll take care of this by myself, shall I?” I nodded toward my groin, and received a permissive hand wave.

“If you think my skills inadequate.”

Famous last words, I thought, as I raised my eyebrow and began palming myself through the cloth of my breeches. Faramir kept his expression neutral, but he was watching me intently; undoing the laces I was careful to keep any view of, well, anything, hidden from him as I slid my hand into my smallclothes and around myself. Was that the twitch of the corner of a mouth, the slightest frown? Were his fingers curling against the bedclothes slightly? I took myself in hand, and stroked, once, slowly, and made a soft ‘mmh’ just to be sure.

“Just–” Faramir looked conflicted, caught between wanting to be right and wanting to be the owner of the hand currently in my underclothes, the thought of which delighted me no end (it’s always nice to feel wanted). He half-sat up, then settled back. “You’ve made your point.” In his eyes was a fire, one that was beginning to blaze. Come here, it said, but I was not so ready to give in.

Ah-ah,” I took a step back, though I was well out of reaching distance. “Lie in the bed you’ve made, Faramir.” And to further torment him, I brought myself out of my breeches, pushing them down over my hips so that the warm air of the room caressed my stiffened flesh. I was sure I looked ridiculous, standing there so, but Faramir’s humour had left him, and his hand was ghosting over his groin with growing frequency. I leant back against the desk, and widened my stance. I licked my palm, and wrapped my hand around myself anew, my eyes never leaving Faramir’s. I had him now, I thought.

Of course, the reality was that I was still a little drunk (and therefore overestimating my cleverness), and that Faramir was just as wily as I. Not to be outdone, he shook his head in resignation and pulled off his shirt. I stood resolved, I would not cave in; he might run his fingers over the wiry muscle of his chest as many times as he liked; I was not going to succumb. Even when he kicked off his own breeches (with no finesse, I might add) and I could see the arc of his hardening cock through his undergarments, I was resolute, a noble king, standing regally with his trousers around his knees and his manhood jutting from him in excitement, just barely able to stop from stroking himself into oblivion.

“I’m going to be naked in a moment,” Faramir said.

“I’m sure I will be able to resist.” What silly game was this, anyway?

Faramir extricated himself from his smallclothes with a wry glance in my direction. He lay back upon the pillows, and sent my blood pounding southwards as he parted his legs and began to fondle himself, massaging his balls and letting a fingertip trail downwards toward–

“I–” It was all I could manage. I know he saw me pinch the base of my erection between thumb and forefinger because he grinned at me, the fire in his eyes burning me from within. I was going to lose at my own game, and I was annoyed, but equally I wanted him so badly I didn’t care.

“As much fun as this is,” he said, looking up at me, leaving himself alone for a brief moment. “I’d really rather you were doing this, Aragorn.”

And that was that. I practically leapt at him, or would have, if my breeches had not restricted my movements somewhat; I half fell toward the bed, and he caught me by shoulders and pressed a laugh to my lips. I snorted, and finally rid myself of clothing, swinging my shirt from my arm and banishing all else with a violent kick. Faramir pulled me back until I straddled him on all fours, and he was smiling up at me, his hands tracing my ribs and waist on either side repeatedly.

We kissed, and kissed; I could barely get my jaw wide enough, pressing my nose into his cheek. His tongue was hot and his beard grazed my lips but I drove deeper until I lay upon him, unable to keep from rolling my hips against his. He held me there, arms across my back, a hand in my hair, moaning gently. Our cocks were rubbing together and I was afraid a repeat of our first night was soon to occur; I pulled away, breathless, before I lost control. I wanted to ask him something, but I didn’t know how.

“Faramir–”

He looked up at me, panting hard through his nose, but his expression was one of devotion and it completely diverted me. I keep saying it but he was so beautiful, all of him, every part, every line and freckle and auburn hair, every scar; I was drunk but I knew in one epiphanous moment that I’d never love another like this, never, and I sincerely hoped it would never come to it that I might have to.

Faramir was talking, and I wasn’t listening. He stroked my cheek, eyes roving over my face as our chests rose and fell together. “My love,” he was saying. “My love, my love.”

“Oh, Faramir.”

“My dear love,” he held my cheek with one hand and left the memory of a sweet kiss upon my mouth. “Lie with me.”

“What?”

He shifted beneath me, bending his knees, reaching down to run his thumb over the head of my cock. I shivered, this sensation of another man, of Faramir, doing such a thing so relatively nonchalantly still very much a delightful novelty to me. He drew me down with his other hand, and whispered in my ear; “I want you to make love to me.”

Was he sure? “Are you sure?” Was I sure?

He pulled back a little and stroked my hair. “Yes, but if you don’t want to, then I won’t mention it again.” He kept running his fingers through my hair; gone was the cheek, replaced by gentle, kind affection and comfort. If I didn’t already believe in his love I would have known it right then.

“Faramir…I probably won’t last five minutes if we do this.”

“But you want to?”

“Yes,” I said, earnestly. I could feel sweat pooling on my back; the heat between our hips was unbelievable. “You’ve no idea how long I’ve been wanting to.” The notion was so potent that already I felt dampness weeping from my cock; it was going to be too much to bear in very short order. But I wanted him like nothing on the earth.

“I’ve a fair idea,” he said, and pulled me into a kiss that never actually ended; we shifted, we moved, limbs supported and braced as our tongues writhed. His hand was still between us, and I was thankful, for all my dreams and imagining and lusts I was nervous, and though I’d an idea of how to proceed when it came down to it, I wasn’t sure I’d summon the confidence to actually go through with it the first time. Faramir’s kisses became gentle and the hand he had between our bodies began spreading the moisture all over my cock, which somehow bolstered my courage. It occurred to me then, though I’d never thought to ask, that this didn’t seem to be the first time Faramir had done this; a strange bolt of jealousy shot through me before I forgot everything as he moved, and guided my cock so that the head was bumping against what I assumed was his opening, though the angle was such that I couldn’t really see much other than his fiery pubic hair and the length of his cock lying heavy and twitching on his stomach.

“There,” he said against my cheek. “Spit on your fingers and do this.” I glanced to the side as he made a slow scissoring motion with his free hand. It took a second for what he meant to dawn on me; he gave me a reassuring look. “I can do it if you’d rather, though it’s a little more awkward.”

“If I hurt you–” I began, but he only swept my hair from my face again and held me close.

“You won’t.”

I didn’t, and by the time I was hilt-deep within him all thoughts of his discomfort had quite rapidly disappeared because he’d pulled me so near (and our hips were moving together, so slowly, in rhythm, and I felt myself sliding in and out of him, in and out, again and again, past that guarding, velvety muscle and he was so hot and tight and I don’t know what else) and was murmuring things into my ear that were only partly nonsense and showed no signs of hurt, though the faces he was pulling at first led me to believe I was doing it all wrong.

“Faramir…Faramir is it alright?” I’d made love before, but not like this; I must admit I was panicking just a little even as my climax slowly gained fuel (and I thanked the gods endlessly for my unexpected stamina).

“Oh…” Faramir had let his head fall back, though his arms still held me trapped against him. His eyes were closed, his nostrils flaring as he panted. “You’re good, you’re so good…” And that was all I got for the rest of our lovemaking in regards to coherency. He rocked his pelvis against mine, and soon I felt the weight of his interlocked ankles on the small of my back, pushing me deeper; we maintained this harmony for a long time. Despite his iron grip I arched my back, chancing a glance downwards along our bodies in time to see his stomach muscles tensing as I (must have) hit that place within all men (I think you know of which I speak) and I heard him cry out, and run his hands into my hair, and when I hit it again his fingers tangled almost painfully there and he shuddered and exploded against me, sudden and scalding. Not to be outdone I drove into him once again, and as his arms fell away as his orgasm made him insensible I straightened and sat up a little, enough to be able to see myself disappearing into his heat time and again. It wasn’t long before I followed him into that blinding light, spending myself within him and collapsing forward, breathless, bewildered, euphoric, cradled by a loose but loving grasp.


“Do you still love me even though I am an old man?”

“I knew you were old when I fell for you; I hardly think I’m like to let your crow’s feet dissuade me now.”

I had been expecting at least a little pity, but I think I was becoming too trusting in my old (middle) age. We lay upon the bed, facing one another with the bedclothes pulled up a little to cover us. Our foreheads were but an inch apart; the only contact between us were my fingers in Faramir’s hair, and his hand on my waist, his thumb slowly circling a freckle on my hip.

“Speaking of such…” I trailed a fingertip across his cheek near the outer corner of his eye and received a light slap on the thigh for my impertinence. Perhaps he felt bad for such a reaction, for he kissed the bridge of my nose shortly after.

“If you’d rather I not smile for the rest of my life then I shall see what I can do.” This was delivered with what I assume was meant to be a straight face but he was fighting a losing battle; I smiled in turn when I saw that it was merely happiness that bade his laughter lines deepen, happiness that did not let indignation nor pride quash it.

“I’d rather not try that idea; you are most handsome when you smile.” He smiled at that (and I actually think he was blushing), and I laughed aloud.

“And you,” he said after he had composed himself, running his hand over my waist again, “must keep up this ‘weapons-practise‘ you spoke of; I see a marked improvement.” His eyes darted to my midsection and back again. “Though which weapon you are practising with I’ve yet to ascertain.”

I opened my mouth to answer, then paused as what he actually meant filtered through the fog of my post-coital wits. “Are you saying I was out of condition?”

Maybe–“ His eyes widened and his grin became an open-mouthed guffaw as I stared at him in (possibly) mock-hurt. “Oh, I jest. I wouldn’t think it’s possible for you to be particularly unattractive.”

“I’m too tired to decipher your blatherings, dear heart.” And to punctuate that, I yawned noisily. I closed my eyes, and felt Faramir’s lips press between my eyebrows. “C’mere,” I said, shifting onto my back; he settled himself against me, cheek on my shoulder and arm slung across my chest. I held him there loosely, slowly fading from conscious thought.

“I can’t believe I just slept with the king,” he said softly, and it really only dawned on me at that moment that yes, the king and steward were now quite royally entangled as far as politics went. The gods forbid anyone really find out how deep our friendship dared delve. A thought that had assailed me before our lovemaking occurred to me again.

“You have slept with others?”

“Not kings, no.”

“I meant men.”

I counted the heartbeats between my question and his answer. “Yes. And you have not?”

“Was it that obvious?”

He ran his fingers over my upper arm slowly. “You were very good. Very…satisfying.” I wasn’t quite sure whether or not to take offence at that, but I let it go. “You have slept with women, though?”

I frowned. “I am not that inexperienced!”

“The implication was not intentional.” He sighed, but it smacked of contentment rather than exasperation. “You’re a funny one.”

My eyes slid shut. “You’ve said that before.”

A scrape of stubble against my flesh told me of the curling upwards of his mouth.

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25 Comment(s)

Oooh! Very good! Magical: so many words and you caught me in a wave of excitement. I like this Aragorn, and the explanation of Faramir. Ahh, sunshine and fun!

— Laivindur    Thursday 15 November 2012, 16:52    #

Why thank you! I’m glad it’s going down well so far; there will be more chapters in the upcoming weeks so I hope you enjoy those too! :)

Eora    Thursday 15 November 2012, 20:37    #

Very funny and unusual version of Aragorn and Faramir :). I like it!

— Nerey Camille    Friday 16 November 2012, 0:42    #

Thank you! It’s not exactly the most accurate portrayal of them both I admit but I’m happy it’s working out so far!

Eora    Friday 16 November 2012, 14:54    #

Oh lovely! I love the tone and the characterisation of both :) Looking forward to more!

Minx    Friday 16 November 2012, 18:51    #

Great Elephants! I snorted with laughter when I came to “… was not much of a royalist”. XD Not only because of the ironic tone, but also because this is a topic the book seems not to consider. In each halfway healthy society there are supposed to be at least some people who might have their reservations about the new king. I mean, one fine day he arrives, a total stranger, wins the war (which is not exactly his earning), claims absolute power and nobody objects? The last king has disappeared about 800 years ago and though everybody goes like “Hooray, monarchy´s back! Hail to the king!” Nothing against Professor Tolkien (how could I dare?), I think he was very familiar with the human mind and just decided to leave some realities out (instead of being totally naive regarding the way the hairless ape behaves) – yet I find it truly refreshing to read about a side character who doesn´t lose one hundred percent of his common sense just because YE Gods, it´s THE KING! ;)

You see, I´m already drifting, but at least I should take a minute to assure you of two things (just to make you sleep peaceful): First: It´s not funny, it´s hilarious. :) The lines are sparkling with wit like a glass of Veuve Cliquot, so to say (though I was told the humorous skills of champagne are rather limited). I can´t help but adore people who are good with words and even more if they manage to be both intelligent AND funny. And second: I would say it is totally in canon with movie Aragorn. I would even go further and say it is the sort of self-irony that would have fitted the book character. I love that inner dialogue that reveals a lot of Aragorn´s personal insecurity and shows a healthy down-to-earthness. There is a lot of Viggo in it – or the motion I have of him. :)

My second favourite part? “He was not as if carved from marble” and “I am not chiselled from stone either”. Thank you for that, dear. Thank you. Thank you. THANK YOU. It is not that there was anything wrong with a divine male body but… sometimes I´m fed up with all the clinical perfection. Bodies don´t have to be flawless to be desirable – as a matter of fact it is the flaws that make us love somebody. Perfection is admirable, but there´s also a scary aspect in it. Apart from that I´m pretty sure the body of a person who is used to hard physical work and spends most of their time outside is still different from a super-shaped highgloss model. – But it seems this comment is about to become an entry by itself. Actually all I wanted to say is: Beautiful and incredibly skilled work – please keep it going! :)

— raven22372    Friday 16 November 2012, 20:47    #

Minx- Thank you so much! The fic itself is actually complete so have no fear, I won’t leave you hanging! :)

Raven- Thank you!! :) Haha, I was almost hoping someone would pick up on that! :P Imperfection or perceived flaws only add to perfection in my opinion, and of course, no-one is perfect. I do try and strive for realism in my stories, no matter the implausibility of the plot-lines on occasion. I personally find it far more romantic when all of the inelegant bits are included, if you catch my meaning (so uh, I guess stay tuned for a later chapter where there is a rather undignified moment haha!)

I figure Viggo is a bit of a trickster (well I’ve heard/read interviews where he has quite the mischievous sense of humour) so I’m very humbled by your assessment that my portrayal of Aragorn here (and I will maintain that it is probably as far from canon as one might get) is something that plays to his sensibilities. Of course, I don’t believe that Aragorn was all noble and austere and all that 100% of the time. But I’m not sure if he would be quite so…well, misty-headed due to love as he will be in later chapters as well but this isn’t exactly aiming for utter realism in all aspects here :P)

And yes! I’m sure there are equal amounts of people who are all ‘Hooray, the king!’ and ‘Screw the king!’ and a bunch more who are ‘King who?’ Hopefully not enough of the second sort to cause any sort of problems, but I’m sure Denethor had his supporters, those who shared his opinions on certain political matters (but hopefully not on the inferiority of certain sons of his.) I think that healer, while not really malevolent, was purely of the justified opinion that after running about in the wilds for god knows how many days and weeks Aragorn was rightly in need of a scrub. I always watch the films and think, oh my, he’s so dreamy…but when did he last have a wash? In fact I think the part where he falls off the cliff during the warg attack is the only time he’s seen actually getting any sort of bath :P And during the coronation, of course, isn’t he so nicely groomed? See, Aragorn, it’s not so bad, really!

(P.S the email is incoming, I’ve been ill this week and basically useless, I’m sorry!)

Eora    Friday 16 November 2012, 23:24    #

Yes! It’s hilarious! :D A good laugh indeed ;) Thank you. Great portrait of the two ;) I love Aragorn like this.

— Laivindur    Thursday 29 November 2012, 19:56    #

“Was I any good?” HMWUAHAHAHA, goodness, that is a oneliner written in heaven!!! XDDD
Well, err – cough cough – yes. I can only suppose I feel that intrigued because of the statement´s strong contrast to the true persona of Faramir – who likely would never ever ask if he was good in bed. X) Your skills in dialogues are enviable, and just in case I forgot to mention it: so is your sense of humour. There are different ways to create humour and my most favourite is the one that comes from the use of language (in German it´s “Sprachwitz”, which means the witty, subtle dealing with language, but I couldn´t find any English equivalent, so I hope I can get across what I mean. Humble apologises at this point). I love the gentle and yet feather-light atmosphere, accentuated by occasional flashes of self-irony that, as sharp as it may be, never gets bitter. Truth be told, I could wallow in your writing for hours – what am I saying, days!

I was going to say ´poor Aragorn` but since the entire setting is so bright and drenched with warnth and easiness, I refuse to believe it will come to a bad end. And for the ´confessio interruptus´ scene in the stables (Please excuse my terrible puns. The later the hour the worse they get): for some inexplicable reason it seems absolutely natural to bring Faramir in line with horses. Of course, Aragorn as well, but that´s at least something one would expect, whereas the character of Faramir is not explicitly introduced as a rider… I can only hope it´s not my subconsciousness playing filthy tricks on me… XD

— raven22372    Friday 30 November 2012, 20:51    #

Oh, I like this Faramir! And this Aragorn is pretty cute too. Looking forward to more!
Thanks for sharing,

Iris    Sunday 23 December 2012, 10:25    #

How did I miss these comments! Please accept my sincere apologies!!

Laivindur- Thank you :P It is of course all meant to be read as quite tongue-in-cheek so I hope I don’t ruffle too many purists! I’m glad you’re enjoying it so far!

Raven- Yeaaaaah, I don’t know. I think I may have let a little of a certain actor’s imagined capriciousness and mischief seep into Faramir’s dialogue there, ha! I think it’s safe to say that this story is about as far from canon as you could possibly get, but all in the name of fun and doing something a little different. Honestly, I don’t know where this story sprang from, it really was just a few paragraphs I found on the computer which began weeks of furious typing to what effect I don’t yet know. I think I know also what you mean by Sprachwitz, though I can’t quite put it into a definition myself, but I thank you most sincerely. Aragorn’s meant to be very self-effacing, ironic, self-deprecating and very self-aware, and probably a bit dry though I may have just named a bunch of things there and you’re going…‘but where is this in the text?’ I’ve tried not to make either of them too sarcastic, because I think t’s the easiest sort of humour to write, and gets a bit repetitive after a while and less funny. Not that I really believe anything else I’ve typed up there is going to win any comedy awards but I digress :P

And as for Faramir and horses…well, I’ll let imaginations do what they will, but I do like to try and write him as more than just a ranger with bow and arrow. He’s maybe no Rohirrim horse-lord (or an Aragorn!) but I like to think he’s quietly very competent at a lot of things and makes no fanfare about it, horsemanship included. Modest, is our steward, except in the discussion of bedroom performance! ;) Thank you so much for your thoughts!

Iris- Thank you for reading so far, and there will be an update soon, I promise (I realised I’d not added the next chapter when I meant to but I didn’t want to update right as the Midwinter stories were going up and push someone else off the front page with something else by me, but the next part is forthcoming shortly!) There is plenty more where this Faramir came from, and Aragorn too ;P Glad you like it, as nonsensical as it may yet be!

— Eora    Wednesday 26 December 2012, 0:46    #

Oh-oh, my poor aching heart – and the poor aching corners of my mouth, too! For this is so loving and heart-warming, with the delicate sense of humour coming on velvet paws… I can´t even decide if I should laugh or cry and this is a compliment (and therefore true). :) Poor Aragorn, has cut off a speech that might have revealed something quite important, because he finds himself unable to stand the feeling of red-hot embarrassment for two single seconds longer. Don´t get me wrong, I´m not laughing at him at all. On the contrary, I find it incredibly loveable to see him cringing like that. ;) Challenging Sauron the Deceiver himself – HAHA, no problem! Facing twenty Uruk-Hai armed to the teeth (err, fangs) – not even worth a blink! But one word, one tiny more word that may contain even the slightest hint of a rejection – and he´s close to faint like anybody else in the same situation. And of course Faramir is even more lively and adorabe than ever, indeed, I can literally SEE his signature occupying half of the letter, with extra paraphs and the three little dots over the ´a´ (those Bilbo adds for decoration when writing his book).

If the tone of the narration wasn´t so warm and lighthearted I would almost worry about the end! But as things are the way they are I´m only afraid His Royal Majesty will find the clumsiest way of all to declare himself. ;) Or at least that is what he thinks about himself which makes him even more adorable. <3

— raven22372    Saturday 29 December 2012, 20:55    #

I lovelovelovelove it! The characters are, if not slightly ooc, delightful! There is one flaw, however… The abscence of MORE CHAPTERS!!! HURRY UP AND WRITE MORE! I AM ON MY KNEES! PLEASE!
This story is certainly a Brilliant, Lirimaer, PLEASE WRITE MORE!

collapsing and dying with need for more chapters

— Asëa    Monday 31 December 2012, 5:29    #

Ahhhaa, i’m so glad you’re enjoying it! :D And you can rest easy now, more chapters ARE most definitely on the way (the story is finished and sitting on my computer, but I think it’s better to leave the reader wanting more rather than flood everyone with the whole story all at once ;))

Thank you for your comment, it really made me smile! (And a happy new year!)

— Eora    Tuesday 1 January 2013, 16:04    #

Oops! Raven, I somehow missed your comment there! D: Forgive my blindness!

I think even kings get nervous too, and facing the truth over matters of the heart is often a far more intimidating prospect than facing off an army of orcs…so or I presume :P I know I’ve taken Aragorn’s character to almost the opposite extreme to that of the canon, I mean, I hardly see him in reality as being the sort to fumble over such things, though I do like to imagine him as being a little less stern in personality. I know the ring-quest was a rather serious undertaking, and that he does smile on occasion, but I like to think that as king, when not holding court or doing official things, he is at least a little more light-hearted when with friends!

Don’t hold off on worrying just yet, I’m sure our (in this case slightly hapless) king may yet have plenty opportunity to put his foot in it during events to come. Will there be a happy ending? Thing is, when I say that this piece is finished I may have left out the part concerning the very last chapter, and how there are a few paragraphs missing from the very end, so who knows how I decide to really wrap things up…:P I can promise you that Faramir will continue to be as lively as ever, though whether or not he is really receptive to Aragorn’s declarations is between me and my muse ;)

Thank you and happy new year! I hope you’ve had a wonderful one!

— Eora    Wednesday 2 January 2013, 0:24    #

Oh no no no! There´s absolutely no need to say sorry! I was perfectly well with a general reply. :) By the way, should I ever get the feeling that I somewhat lack the attention/praise I deserve I will ask myself “In this very situation, what would Faramir do?” Whereupon I will become all quiet and humble. Dealing with our beloved steward shapes the character, you know? :)

Perhaps the reason why our king tends to wrap himself into a slightly aloof attitude IS a certain fear of embarrassing situations? ;) Leaving book canon aside, I remember him rather dumbstruck when Gímli falls round his neck after his return from the death. And Éowyn´s cooking skills leave ihm cringing as well, and this is not aimed at the content of the stew… it just seems that common talk is one size too big for him – dealing with kings and lords is way easier! XD

Besides, and I will deny I ever said that: The Aragorn in the book, as admirable as he is, is not quite a loveable character. To me he appears rather distant towards ´normal´ people´s issues. I mean, he must have noticed Éowyn´s feelings and though he does not take any effort to clarify the situation. Any variation of “No thanks, I´m not interested because…” would have helped, but does he get off the fence? HAH!!

A doubtful happy end? NO NO NO NO NO, you won´t talk me into that! LALALALALALALALALA I cannot hear you!!!!

Okay, skip the last part. I´m far awy from pushing you into any direction. No, really. I am strong, I can deal with it! (sniffle)

— raven22372    Wednesday 2 January 2013, 21:33    #

Oh dear, I certainly didn’t intend to make you feel like Faramir does when he is ignored by his father :S You are not the lesser son! (What a strange metaphor…) But it is just as well that our favourite steward’s qualities are ones that we might take on ourselves and find we are not lit harshly by them :)

I think you are right, Aragorn (well, movie Aragorn) is a bit of a hypocrite I think, maybe. He is uncertain about his destiny, but then again doesn’t quite know how to place himself at the level of the ‘common man’ enough to not feel awkward when sampling Eowyn’s cooking or a jovial embrace from Gimli. Or maybe he feels perfectly at home as the anonymous ranger or soldier, but since his name and birthright is known to those he is surrounded by, maybe he feels he ought to behave a little more like a king should? And then Faramir comes along and Aragorn stumbles over himself in his mis-guided attempts to woo him, sort of :P

I would much rather have a more personable Aragorn, something about a king who is not only noble and wise but also kind and a good friend makes him all the more appealing. Poor Eowyn, though she does (canon-wise) end up with a rather acceptable husband in the end, don’t you agree?

Happy ending? What is that again? Hmm…let’s see, should I be kind to our boys or leave them hanging? ;P

Thank you again!!! :)

— Eora    Friday 11 January 2013, 22:30    #

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Man, what is your mouth doing to you? Don´t let it ruin your life!!! There are so many lovely things lips are capable of, go focus on those!!!

(cough cough) Err… well. I beg your pardon, I must have got carried away by my feelings. (sniff) Of course I would never try to take influence of any kind ever… ;)
What was I going to say? Ah yes. I CAN HEAR THEM. I swear I can hear their voices talking, so perfect you captured their tone. Faramir a little warmer, Aragorn a bit more mocking, but so well adjusted to each other. And then the images! This is a pictorial broadsheet full of beauty. The snow, the warm welcome, Faramir returning from his morning walk wet and in a slightly desolate state. No need to mention that now I feel inclined to draw those nightgowns…. oh my! :9

No worries, as a matter of fact I rather meant it like “dealing with out beloved Faramir Steward”. :) Really, sometimes when my huuuuuge ego is about to take me over, I try to remember what Faramir would do. “How important would this be to Faramir?” Occasionally it works (at least).

Quite an acceptable husband indeed HUM HUM HUM… definitely one for allday´s life, which you can´t say about (book) Aragorn. Most likely one has to be an immortal being to put up with so much supernatural nobility.

Beg your pardon again for this comment all shred into pieces. I´m not myself this morning, and now, after this enchanting reading, I have to go ponder about this night- err, shirt… :9

Totally irrelevant addendum: Ginger chest hair. (very shaky sigh)

And another one: “In my middle ages…” I absolutely support that! XD

— raven22372    Sunday 13 January 2013, 8:36    #

Whaaa! Noo! Let Aragorn stumble back to say that he do love him!
If you’re gonna torture them and us some more, please let it be alright asap at least!

— Laivindur    Sunday 13 January 2013, 20:23    #

YAY, the pitfalls are avoided!!! Rejoice, oh sons and daughters of Gondor, for the King´s clouded pate will be crowned with the halo of bliss again! \o/

Or, am I banging my drum too soon (eyes mistrustfully)? “To be continued”? What other cliffs are there to steer clear of? What is this new devilry the author is about to come up with? Do we have to fear for our heroes´ new found happiness???? /o\

(Cough cough) Err, sorry. Totally serious now. Erm. Yes. (Oxford voice on) Once more I´d like to point out how brilliantly the author points out the narrator´s insecurity and self- doubts, which is the more intriguing since he´s what one could call a person to be respected and used to deal with weighty issues. Also, mentioning the protagonists´physical averageness brings a refreshing breeze into the world of flawless superheroes and allows the reader to identify with them. And furthermore the writer of this comment would like to express her huge adoration for the author´s empathic writing and her subtle, affectionate sense of humor. (Oxford voice off, Dwarven voice on). May her beard never thin out! :)

— raven22372    Wednesday 23 January 2013, 13:17    #

Why am I so terrible at keeping up with comments? It’s not as if I’m not totally humbled by each one, I just seem to have the world’s worst attention span and get distracted by ten thousand other things and before you know it, two weeks have passed and I think to myself…time to post another chapt– hang on, the comments! D: So, please accept my heartfelt apologies again again forever again!

Laivindur, I’m very late in replying but hopefully your panic has been assuaged! Fret not, I really can’t be too cruel to these two for very long (even when writing more angst-ridden stories I can never finish them because I feel too sorry for everyone!) Thank you!

And Raven, my eternal inspirer (your coronation-rehearsal story is so very nearly finished…a paragraph or two more…it got a bit out of hand and is a lot longer than I anticipated, so I hope you don’t mind!) I thank you again, and attempt to combine my reply to two of your comments into one and somehow have it make sense even though the first comment will have questions that may have been answered by the chapter in between and I don’t know, help! To be continued indeed…in about five minutes when I upload the next chapter…I won’t spoil anything at all :P

While this story is generally just a tongue-in-cheek example of nonsense (well, sort of) I still can’t help but harken back to my most favourite of themes, i.e. the ‘weak’ king, here diluted slightly– we have Aragorn’s insistent internal monologue second-guessing himself, doubting, worrying away, wishing he hadn’t said this or that and altogether making a bit of an arse of being in love, but then again, why should kings be immune to that which can make us all a bit silly at times? And I’m sure, in an alternate universe where I have infinite time, patience and no distractions the version of the story written from Faramir’s perspective will have exactly the same volume of niggling little voices in the back of his mind stressing out about the perfect time and place to confess his feelings to Aragorn, or inwardly vocalising his anxiety over whether or not the king prefers redheads (and their chest hair) :P I don’t know, I really don’t think I’m very good at any of this writing lark whatsoever, it’s all just a bit of fun for myself but I at least hope that in my attempt to make the characters as ‘real’ as they are to me in my head (how do I explain? When I think of them all no-one is on a pedestal…I’m interested in the people themselves, the minutiae of their daily lives, their thoughts and dreams and fears…the realism of awkward, non-Hollywood sex, ha!) I’m creating something that is at least passable? As for physical averageness, I find it generally more attractive than looking at someone straight from the pages of Middle Earth Vogue or whatever :P Nobody’s perfect and that’s the best part [strokes beard] :)

— Eora    Sunday 3 February 2013, 22:35    #

Oh no no no! Do you not apologize for fan work not counting as a respectable occupation you get a kingly salary for! It´s an unfortunate fact that even the most dedicated writer suffers of constant distraction by real life´s demands. But no matter how massive the pressure, do always remember rule no. 243: “Thou shalt not let the feelings of guilt get between you and your creativity!” :)

But now. Eventually! :D They made it! With a little push from a benevolent author, that is. Rejoice, o Gondor!!! :D After endless squirming and suffering finally the first morning under the ostensibly NOT-seeing eyes of the servantry! What a great day for the realm! :D

Indeed, I have no doubt that given we would unscrew Faramir´s head and take a look inside, we would catch a sight of the same mental turmoil. A thicket of hope, fear, doubts and the omnipresent feeling of coming across terribly stupid, woven around a center of stainless virtue and glory: THE KING. The King who never does anything wrong. The king who never doubts or feel silly. The King… oh, well, he could take a bath now and then…

Speaking of it:
“I thought frequent baths were a thing you were doing now?”
I always had the vague feeling there was a certain gap yawning in the movie script but couldn´t figure it out until you came up with hhis sentence..! XDDD Yes, Mr. King, wasn´t that part of your daily duties? As in:
19:00 – Small private Dinner with close friends
20:00 – Discussing the preparations for the upcoming bards´ contest
21:00 – General relaxation by the fireplace with a cup of wine
22:00 – Daily BATH, including head massage and subsequent foot reflexology
22:30 – to bed with hottie and favourite pillow; bedtime story at 22:45, lights off at 23:00.

But again I digress when it´s actually my intention to praise your achievement! Which of course I fully blame you for. It´s oviously impossible for me to read through even the shortest piece of Eora literature without hatching a thousand ideas and a million thoughts. In earlier centuries your writing would have certainly drawn the attention of the Department for Witchcraft, Spells and other Supernatural Activities!

P.S.: It´s also impossible to not need at least one tissue. The intense atmosphere of universal affection and comfort you create makes the lack of it in RL way too palpable and you shalt not get away without a big, wet, sobbing hug. :)

P.P.S.: I still can´t believe there is a ´coronation´ fic under construction. Seriously. The universe must be mistaken here. Oh my… :)))

P.P.P.S.: One tiny subject that has nothing to do with your fabulous work (or, well, actually it does) but since I´d like to avoid spamming your mail box again with count- and mainly meaningless messages, I thought it better to drop it here:
Given that the fabulous tea has come to a quick and definite end and left nothing but its prettily printed box, I wonder whether it is recommendable to store English tea in a can saying “Scottish Breakfast tea”. Do you, as an expert, think this would cause any severe problems? I fear revolt, mayhem, and the ghosts of blue painted men roaring “FREEDOM!!!!” in my kitchen…

— raven22372    Thursday 7 February 2013, 20:39    #

“You’re a funny one.” – I can´t help figuring Glenn Owen Dodds saying this…

And since I´ve started this quotation thing:
“I can’t believe I just slept with the king,” – I might be overinterpreting once more but to me this tiny simple sentence grants us a quick glance on Faramir´s own insecurities. All the time he appears to act with sleepwalking self-confidence and sudenly he is like “Omg, I can´t believe this is happening!”

And for another unknown reason I find the image of two proper men trying to hide behind statue incredibly pleasing. Like in a cartoon when all you can see is a column/tree/statue with a belly and redundant feet and No no, there´s absolutely nobody back here. X) Of course my same warm affection goes to a slightly intoxicated Aragorn. I bet he has long found a method to look very grave and focussed, ´an image of the splendor of the kings of Men´, so to say, when in truth his only desire is to get into his steward´s pants asap. X)

Again you created such a rich atmosphere of love and understanding and humour – if it was me to leave the country and discover the great wide world, this was exactly what I would take with me to ease the pain of homesickness!

Somehow I had expected Faramir being the steersman in this encounter… but for Idontknowhich reason the fact that he is NOT adds a strangely delicate aspect… like, of course its´s Aragorn telling the story, but at the same time it´s also the first-person narrator and… okay, this might sound very silly, but the notion of having sexual intercourse with err, Faramir, and being, err, ON TOP is err…WOW. To the power of ten. With an echo. Err. I think I better get a cloth and care about that puddle of saliva before any innocent passer-by accidently slips and gets hurt…

Plus: I´m firmly convinced of ´epiphanous`being a word. And if not, I´ll be the first one who vote for it to make its way into the Oxford Dictionary!

Eight days left! :D Have no fear, Eora! The forces of good are with you and it will all turn out fine! :D

— raven22372    Sunday 17 February 2013, 8:36    #

I really enjoyed this piece. I liked the chemistry between the two and esp. Faramir’s optimism and playfulness. Very nice work.

— Nessa Lossëhelin    Friday 22 February 2013, 17:02    #

…Blonder now with age…
And I thought that was only my perception. Aah, the Austra… Ithilien sun! ;)

This, my dear. This is the most shameless and beautiful declaration of love an object of desire could ever wish for. :) If all these divine images became photographs, they would make the most exquisite picture book – if they became frescoes and murals, they would make a second Sistine Chapel. Your fics – and that means all of them – are monuments of love for their protagonists and it´s almost a pity the ´real´ people can´t read them (though, who knows?). I genuflect in awe! :)

And just when the beauty of the man scenery is about to make your heart break, you add that pinch of reality that grounds the story and makes the characters even more adorable. An ´ever after´ after ´and they lived happily…´You give us an enchanting (and though convincing) idea of a well-working relationship when the ´hot phase´ (is that a term at all?) is over. The excitement has ceased, the presence of the other one has become familiar. And though the tension has not been replaced by habit, the respect for each other is still there. I like this calm, serene tableau; it spreads so much faith. They´re now on a level when you don´t ned the other one around to know he´s there. Time has not worn out this relationship but made it solid.

I´m glad to learn that, in the turmoil of RL, you still find time to do what you love to do. :) And of course I agree to your suggestion regarding err, material issues, I was just worrying it might get you into trouble. I promise there will be a reply coming in soon – and I´m firmly determined to keep it short, so you can focus on other things (like, the sighting of unexpected redheads)! Keep an eye on your flip flops, dear, and mind your sun screen!

— raven22372    Tuesday 19 March 2013, 7:35    #

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