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Accidental Happiness archived in seven not so simple steps (NC-17)

12 January 2012 | 17291 words

Step seven: Live happily ever after…

Centuries later, he still told them on every chance that presented itself to him that he was really mad at them about their tricking him into binding their souls together.

Not that all of them really cared anymore anyways.

Such a bound could only be broken from the One, and he stubbornly refused to do so. Much to Faramir’s chagrin, who could not blame the him for it. After all, he should have paid attention to the cunning twins.

Therefore, he was stuck with the two elves in the end for good. And that was that.

Curufin made wide eyes at the arguing trio when they finally found back to the camp the day later but refused to comment. He only gave Faramir his condolences for having those two pests now stick to him for eternity. What had the man laugh that hard that he needed to sit down and his husbands scream in rage at their smug looking brother for a while.

Éowyn was send sailing a year later and when the rest came to the shores two hundred years later, she took Faramir to a side to tell him that she had married again too. The very elf she had met on that night at Helms Clam and that had died defending her people and her.

In short, Haldir looked rather pleased when Faramir just gave him a smile and congratulated both to their happiness.

Elboron still did pester Curufin from time to time. When he wasn’t caring for his wife and children or working in his forge.

The twin sons of Dior grew into a fine pair of elves under the care of their foster fathers and ended up mating Noldor to the horror of their real parents much later. Moreover, off all the possible matches it was by sheer accident actually that they ended up with the twin sons of one of the very elves who had once left them in the woods in the end. What made life a little complicated for a while since Elu Thingol and Dior both wanted to know from the trio how that had come to pass.

Nevertheless, they survived their ire too with the help of others such as the twin’s family who helped grinning out in hiding them.

The biggest surprise was the poor Éomer who, as it turned out after a while, was immortal too. And was promptly pursued by Elrond’s sons…but that is another story…

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Suryallee

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