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Accidental Happiness archived in seven not so simple steps (NC-17)

Written by Suryallee

12 January 2012 | 17291 words

Step six: Never let elves seduce you, you will never get rid of them again if you are unlucky enough to accidentally do something as stupid as to forget to think before answering them…

The morning found Faramir in a rather odd position to say at best.

Somehow, over the night both twins had managed it to each trap one part of him in their holds. What meant, that one was snuggled to his back with holding him around the middle close to the twin in his back and his brother at the same time. While the other had somehow managed to move Faramir, half onto his chest to also clasp his arms so around the man that there was absolutely no escape without to wake both up with the move.

What was the last that Faramir wanted to do but had to since he really needed to step outside!

In the end, he disentangled from the two, which was a harder work as he had thought it to be and walked out into the much less stormy weather to relieve himself.

When he entered the hut again the two cunningly intercepted his way to the clothing pile and wrestled him down between them again with ease. What got them another glare from Faramir in less than twenty-four hours with ease. “Would you mind letting me get dressed? I am cold and the weather is better too. We need to get back.” He wasn’t sure if they really listened to him since both currently stared down at him with identically burning stares that made him rather uncomfortable and feeling slightly aroused. Much to his embarrassment, he could feel himself getting hard in his pants.

What he stubbornly ignored, No Way was he giving into their wiles however alluring they were without to put up a fight!

Besides that, his back pains made him rather irritated this morning. The reaction of him earned him a grin from each twin. “Feeling a little aggravated this morning aren’t we?” Amras teased him with a smile. The man just nodded. “You would do too if you had to fight the entire night with you two for the blanket and not being used as a pillow from you two!” He told the twins rather hotly. What earned him a soft laugh from both. Amrod had the grace to look a little sheepish down at Faramir. “Oops! Seems you found out why our brothers refuse to sleep in the same bed with us.” He told the man good-natured.

What had his brother look at Faramir equally embarrassed. “Well, that and that they tell us that we have the tendency to cuddle them half to death in our sleep.” He eyed the suddenly red-faced Faramir with a knowing smile before he spoke again. “Ah, so it is safe to assume we did that to you too?” He grinned when the man looked away from both blushing even harder. Leaning down until he came to rest on the broad chest of the man, he looked at Faramir for a while before he spoke again.

Only this time his voice sounded rather husky what send soft shivers down Faramir’s spine.

“Was it really so bad to lie in our arms, Faramir? Our brothers I do understand but our lovers never complained about it.” His passionate gaze caught the alarmed one of the man and held it captive against Faramir’s will. “I will not lye, we desire you. Both of us do… does that knowledge repulse you, Faramir?” His twin had moved down next the two to rest his upper body on one arm and he looked down at Faramir with and an equally searing gaze as his twin.

Faramir could not help it; he honestly shook his head at the question, not trusting his voice right now.

He was rewarded with two blinding smiles from the two elves.

He coughed shortly to clear his troth before he spoke. “Not really. I know about the nature of elven twins and the shared soul that they usually have… ack, stop that Amrod!” Before he could talk on and himself out of the dire situation with it, Amrod stopped the man with a quickly licking at Faramirs nose, having rightfully guessed what their captive was up too.

Faramir rubbed at his nose indignantly with one hand while fighting his fiend off with the other. What had both twins laugh softly at him. Amras turned Faramir’s face back to him with a finger softly guiding it around on one side.

At the same time Amrod ceased his assault and simply begun to play with the hair of the man.

“Now, now Faramir, no talking out of here this time!” He gave the glaring man a toothy smile. “We will clear this up today once and for all.” His twin nodded begun to tease Faramir’s ear with a finger until the man held one hand over it. “There is nothing to clear up here, Amras.” He told the twin on his chest whilst glaring at the other. “I don’t understand why you two pursue me like this anyways.” He told the first twin again in all earnestly. “I…” He was stopped from a finger at his lips from Amras. “Didn’t I just tell you that you can’t talk yourself out this time?” He told the slowly panicking man teasingly. Shaking his head at the look that Faramir gave him, the elf simply settled back into his former position and smiled at Faramir.

“Faramir, dear Faramir… you really are a treasure, do you know that?” At the surprised shake of the head, he went on in the same husky voice from before. “But you are. And eventually we will get you. Fighting will only makes it worse for you, you know.” His look shortly turned thoughtfully before the intense gaze was back fully directed at Faramir again. “Actually we would have taken you to our bed already, in a way, when we first met you in my mind…if you would not have suddenly vanished out of it again! What was rather unfriendly a thing to do, I might say and you dared to stay away for full four Centuries too no matter what we tried to find you!” Here both pouted at the oddly amused man.

Faramir couldn’t help it he had to laugh at their looks.

“Sweet Gods! You two are simply impossible! What were your parents thinking on letting you two loose on the poor world?” He got out between his guffaws. What earned him mock twin glares from both. “Why, thank you Faramir!” Amrod finally told the man with a smile in the end. Both enjoyed the now somewhat less tense looking face of the man in their hold.

“They always told us that they made us just right.” He added after a moment what had Faramir dissolve in a fit of giggles under Amras. The latter couldn’t help it, he darted down and kissed the smiling lips.

Faramir was distracted from his mirth from the feeling of soft lips on his and a tongue that licked teasingly at his bottom lip before it daringly darted into between his lips when he gasped in shock. From there the man could only react, no thought was making any sense anymore to Faramir for as long as the kiss took place.

The wet muscle teased his into a sensual and erotic dance that left him panting soon. And when another tongue licked along the shell of his ear, the man was lost into the sensual feelings that that the two created. Both seemingly worked in accord to make him give in and Faramir found out that he wasn’t strong enough to resist them both at the same time.

His last coherent thought was that he surely was making an error here but that too was lost when the twin on his chest began to move his hips against Faramir’s in a sensual way that had him break their kiss to moan softly into Amras’s greedy mouth. Soft hands began to take his clothing off and soon all the man could feel was soft, hot skin move against his own needy body in a rhythm as old as life itself.

Soon he was moved to lie on his side and the two started their assault on their sweet captive in earnest.

Harsh breaths filled the hut along with soft moans and screams coming from all three of the writing bodies in front of the fire on the rug.

One hand twisted a nub on his chest while another began to grasp Faramir’s shaft to sensually stroke it up and down in an maddening pace while he buried his hands into soft, long hair to caress pointed ears with the fingers until the elf he held onto groaned and squirmed under his assault on his sensitive ears.

All the while, that happened at his front, another hand run soothingly along his bruised back. Cleverly avoiding the hurting places meanwhile, the other hand began to caress his butt. Until a finger began to run teasingly along the cleft between both swells until Faramir could not help as to move his hips back and forth at the dual assault of the hand on his penis and the fingers teasing his entrance at the same time in an perfect synchronicity.

That felt better as anything he had ever felt before in his life. And it got even more intense when the now wet finger suddenly and softly breached the tight ring of muscle to slip inside of him to slide softly in and out of it. Two more slowly added themselves to the first and teased the man until he grounded down on them every time his hips moved backwards freely and from all alone.

Husky and desire laden voices pleaded softly in his ears as one. Asking him gently to let them both love him, to let them inside of him, to have him until the human could not take it anymore and simply gave in and began to plead to them to take him. Husky laughs answered his soft and breathless pleas.

Again, the voices assaulted Faramir.

Asking him if they could keep him forever and before he could answer, he felt the fingers leave his ass and the others were taken from his arching arousal at the same time. What made him open his hazy eyes in confusion for a moment and look at the one in his line of sight.

The stormy gaze was filled with such a yearning, such a want and so tender and pleading at the same time that it took the rest of his breath away. And Faramir found himself back begging for their touch. Again the voices asked their question; whilst looking into the eyes of Amras Faramir carved in fully and said yes before he could think clearly again.

The smile was blinding that he got as an answer from the twin in his front while the other kissed Faramir between his shoulder blades. Then suddenly Amras was kissing him again while Amrod suddenly breached Faramir’s body with one swift trust. It hit his sweet spot almost instantly with much force and send the mind of the man reeling in the hazy, wonderful mix of pleasure and pain.

The twin kissing him moaned along with Faramir as if he was feeling the same as the two others before he suddenly moved together with his other half until both Faramir and the twin still inside of him lay onto his body.

Before Faramir could protest about the treatment his penis was suddenly guided from an oily hand to the opening of the one under him and the next trust of the twin on his back made him trust involuntary forward into the sweetest heat he had ever known. For a moment, the two let him recover from their assault before Amrod set a rhythm that Faramir couldn’t help to follow. Soon the dual assaults on the man, of a hot tight glove embrace his arousal while a hot and hard penis trust merciless into him was too much for him. He simply agreed to everything they asked of him with what seemed to be one voice out of the sudden, coming from two mouths in complete concord.

They seemed to chant something as one, what they made him repeat it back to them word for word, before he lost it at the almost same time as they did and came harder as ever before in his life. He never saw the soft golden glow that surrounded all three of them for some seconds before it dissolved again into three lights that seem to enter the bodies of them again.

Neither got he aware, before he passed out that his eyes took on a strange quality that would make it clear to every other elf, which looked at them in the future that he was bound to an elven fea and, to whom it belonged.

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